Saturday, March 7, 2009

Nobody Wants to Get Caught with Their Pants Down

Have you ever been caught with your pants down? People throw the phrase around in jest periodically in reference to embarrassing situations.

Maybe your friend caught you in a little fib about where you really were on a given night. You told your buddy you couldn’t hang with him because you had to watch your kids. Really you didn’t have the kids, you just didn’t have the energy to hang with him and carry all his baggage around with you from Bar to Bar. Then he walks in and sees you with several mutual friends drinking...caught with your pants down!

Regardless of the situation, you just don’t want to be caught with your trousers (and under-roos I might add) around your ankles.

Getting to the brass tax and essence of the phrase “getting caught with your pants down,” Have you ever actually been caught with yo knickers round yo ankles, or even better yet…with no knickers at all?

For example, how would you feel if someone lurched through the door with a camera and snapped a picture of you while peacefully leaving a nice poop in the toilii? You wouldn’t like it too much is the unequivocal answer.

What would you do? Would you yell and scream, would you sit there calmly, would you attack the paparazzi? You probably have never pondered this situation, because it is odd and obscure at the same time, but I’ll tell you one thing, when a person is on the toilet, and you barge in on them camera in hand, the wrath of a 1000 demons crosses the threshold in an instant.

Have you ever been caught with your warm-ups on the locker-room floor? Let’s hear it!


  1. I was getting worried there for a minute. Man; if looks could kill you'd be dead now.

  2. Oh you are so going be the subject of his many therapy sessons.

    ha. ha. I'd have done the same thing.

  3. That's just mean. Save it for his future wife though. She'll laugh hysterically!

  4. In fact, I have. I was about 16 or 17. I had a steady babysitting job with a family that had two little girls, 5 & 1. The baby was down for a nap & the 5 year old was watching a movie. I took a two-second bathroom break. Just as I was hitching up the drawers, in bursts the 5 year old. Apparently they have an open-door policy?? She assess the situation & says "my mom has more hair there than you do, why?" Uhhh...